The 77 Truths

baboushkat:

I have 9 beautiful planets standing before me, but I only have 8 photos in my hands; sorry Pluto you are out of the running to become the Solar System’s Next Top Planet

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canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

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ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

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knightscrest:

knightscrest:

what do they call news in the ocean?

current events

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stereolights:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

im laughign remember when i made this post

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sassygayherondales:

stylishirish:

horain:

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil 

you may proceed 

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keepcalmandfuckoffwolk:

How Stephanie Meyer wrote twilight

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zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

• you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

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aquus:

i just thought of the cheeto girls and laughed really hard and then i made this

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